To all that haven't had the honor of knowing who I am, I am Raphael Luciano Polizzi. Let me just tell you a few rules.
1. I don't like you.
2. If you want to even attempt to be my acquaintance, please know that black is not the new pink.
3. If you even think about calling Salvo the better twin, I'll make sure it's the last thing you ever say.